"And remember guys: it's not a pie-eating contest. Treat her like a lady, not a pile of envelopes, amirite? High five."  — Rene Descartes

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You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs. http://bit.ly/hRbvB

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@SnorkelPop I love you. You are great and massive in brain and helpfulness.

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Facebook Confirms Site Glitches

http://www.macworld.com/article/142921/2009/09/facebook.html

I know what you're wondering. Has Facebook finally admitted their site is buggy as hell and doesn't work? I'm afraid that's not the case. And I quote:

We started experiencing issues this morning because of database and caching problems.

Really? This morning? Fuck that shit. I've had problems since day one. Grow some balls and admit your developers are a bunch of monkeys that randomly pound keys all day.

Turns out it wasn't a loud screwdriver or Nine Inch Nails, it was Radiohead begging for spare change on the street corner.

ZicklePop

If the Kanye thing distracts us from health care any longer, Republicans are actually gonna have to say “thanks” to a black guy.

aedison

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.

Buddah

I wish all these idiots were as tolerant, self-aware, and intellectually nuanced as I am.

hotdogsladies

My horoscope says I need to stop being so nurturing. Unless I actually start killing things, I don't think that's possible.

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App Store Rejection of the Week

http://tapbots.com/blog/app-store/a-well-timed-letter-of-rejection

Convertbot 1.4 rejected for using a clock icon to represent “time”, even though the exact same icon was used for versions 1.0 through 1.3.

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